I entered the room and the canned laughter
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Ethel was angled across some dude's knee
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I offered to clothe her to feed and to bath her
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If she'd just give me a little exclusivity
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Depth Charge Ethel is something special
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Yeah Depth Charge Ethel is special to me
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Ethel is a woman that a river runs through
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She is famous throughout the land
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People come and bathe in her, yeah, you know, I do
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But lately its been getting right out of hand
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Yeah Depth Charge Ethel is something special
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Yeah Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me
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To kiss Ethel is like drinking the stars
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To not kiss her can make you come unglued
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So if you want a piece of her you better get in there fast
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Right now there is a ticket box and a queue
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Depth Charge Ethel is something special
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Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me
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Depth Charge Ethel thinks we should all just take a chance
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We should all love one another, it could be special
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I'm in the back of a taxicab with ants in my pants
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(I can't sit still) I know there gonna send me
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Depth Charge Ethel is something special
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She's something special she's heavy metal
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