Dear Oderus Urungus
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Hey man, do you remember me ?
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I remember you
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I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
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And the really bad tattoo
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And now I'm doing 20 to life
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for killing the guy
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that was humping my wife
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So I thought I'd write a letter to you
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Scallop Boat now baby
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Scallop boat
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IV coke now baby
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Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
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I used to work on a scallop boat
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I made some money there
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I used to do the I.V. coke
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Lost some money there
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Scallop boat now baby
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Scallop boat
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I.V. coke now baby
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Funky scallop
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Funky scallop boat
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Down here in jail I do as I'm able
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Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
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But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here ?
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But there is one thing that I don't understand
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I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
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Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond ?
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don't break up man
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keep it together
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i love you guys
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I LOVE YOU GUYS
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funky funky
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funky funky
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funky funky scallop boat
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Scallop Boat
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| GWAR |
