"How ya doin' girls? Long time, no see.
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Listen, I've been to the doctor lately.
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Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?"
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My analyst told me
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that I was right out of my head.
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The way he described it he said,
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"You'd be better off dead
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than alive."
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I didn't listen to his jive.
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I knew all along he was all wrong,
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and I knew that he thought I was crazy,
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but you know I'm not. Oh, no.
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My analyst told me
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that I was right out of my head.
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He said I need treatment.
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But I'm not that easily led.
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He said I was the type that was most inclined
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when out of his sight
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to be out of my mind.
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And he thought I was nuts.
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No more if's or and's or but's.
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Oh, no.
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They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild
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with all my crazy ideas.
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But I knew what was happenin',
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I knew I was a genius.
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What's so strange when you know that
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you're a wizard at three?
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I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me."
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I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight.
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That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.
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My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do.
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But I had saw some crazy things
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before I came to.
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Now, do you think I was crazy?
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I may have been only three but I was swingin'.
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They all laughed at A. Graham Bell,
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they all laughed at Edison,
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and also at Einstein.
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So why should I feel sorry if they just
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didn't understand the reasoning and the logic
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that went on in my head.
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I had a brain, it was insane.
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So I just let them laugh at me
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when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
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all because there was no driver on the top.
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Aaaaaaah.
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"Did you ever hear a story like that in your life?
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Honey, that chick is bananas. Do you hear?
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Bananas. Oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya?"
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Ba, ba, ba, ba!
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"Oh, here she comes again."
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Badada, badada, badada. Wo!
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My analyst told me
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that I was right out of my head.
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But I said, "Doctor,
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I think that it's you instead.
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'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new,
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it proves that I got the last laugh on you.
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'Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two.
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And you know two heads are better than one."
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"Honey, she is twisted"
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Twisted
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| Bette Midler |
