Have you ever been driving down the road
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And come up on a fella who was just poking along straddlin' the white line
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And when you try to pass him he'd speed up
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Ha ha well around here we call this falla a Road Hog
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This is a story about him and his eventual end
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Well me and my buddy went a ridin' last night
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Me and my buddy went a ridin' last night
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We topped a hill and we saw his lights
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When we saw him we almost died when we saw him we almost died
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He was a comin' at us on our side
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My buddy said that fella sure come mighty near
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Probably some learner who don't know how to steer
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And then I saw his lights a comin' up in my mirror
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He passed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess
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He passed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess
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And then he slowed down to twenty or less
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I tooted my horn and I started to pass I blinked my lights and I started to pass
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And then that Road Hog stepped on the gas
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You'd better get him up some money for bail
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You'd better get him up some money for bail
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Cause tomorrow morning he will be in jail
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The boys will have him in the morning behind bars
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The boys will have him in the morning behind bars
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Cause I'm the County Sheriff in my unmarked car ha ha ha
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Road Hog
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| John D. Loudermilk |
