I woke up late today
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Actually I do that eveyday
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Got no place to be seen
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I'm not part of a scene
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I'm a genius loser
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Keeping counsel with my own opinion
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President of the state that I'm in
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Should I just stay in bed?
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Should I live in my head?
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Oh god so many a=questions to ask
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Oh you could call me lazy
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I think of it as taking my time
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Cos I don't want to do what I don't want to do
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I'm the question refusenik
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but, oh my god
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If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
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But I'm a real late starter
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So I'm making up for the lost time
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Oh my god, if I was somebody
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You'd be kissing my arse right now
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But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time
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I missed my calling in life
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Oh well
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Day by day I wonder
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If I will be torn a asunder
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By these things that I know
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That nobody else knoes
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Or maybe it's the drinking
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I guess we should consult a Bible
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Everybody needs a sign
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Or bless the birds and the bees
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The flowers and trees
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And blessed be the slacker
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but, oh my god
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If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
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But I'm a real late starter
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So I'm making up for the lost time
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Oh my god, if I was somebody
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You'd be kissing my arse right now
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But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time
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I missed my calling in life
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Oh well
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You must be having a laugh
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Oh god your having a laugh
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No point in worrying if my days are a disaster
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Inside my little head I'm happy ever after
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Yes I am
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but, oh my god
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If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
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But I'm a real late starter
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So I'm making up for the lost time
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Oh my god, if I was somebody
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You'd be kissing my arse right now
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But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time
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I missed my calling in life
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Oh well
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But, oh my god
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If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
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But I'm a real late starter
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So I'm making up for lost time
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Oh my god, if i was somebody
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You'd be kissing my arse right now
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But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time
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I missed my calling in life
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Ohh... What am I like
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Yes I am
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Real Late Starter
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| Joe Mcelderry |
