Rocky Racoon, he was a fool unto himself
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For he would not swallow, his foolish pride
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Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota,
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It is not the kind of thing a young guy did
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When a fellow went and stole his chick away from him.
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Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
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Only to find Gideon's Bible
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Rocky had come equipped with a gun
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To shoot off the legs of his rival
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His rival it seems had broken his dreams
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By stealing the girl of his fancy.
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Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
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But everyone knew her as Nancy.
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Now she and her man who called himself Dan
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Were in the next room at the hoe down
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And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
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He said Danny Boy this is a showdown
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But Daniel was hot, he drew fast and shot
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And Rocky collapsed in the corner.
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Da la la dum ba dum da da (3x)
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The doctor walked in stinking of gin
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Proceeded to lie on the table
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The doctor said "Rock, you met your match, Son."
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Rocky said, no it's only a scratch
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I'll be better, Doc, I'll be better soon.
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Well come on Rock, come on Rock.
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Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room
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Only to find Gideon's Bible
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Gideon checked out and he left him no doubt
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To hell with good Rocky's revival.
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Da la la dum ba dum da da (6x)
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Rocky Raccoon
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| James Blunt |
