"I remember as if it were a meal ago"
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Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
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Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
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Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator.
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Tommy the cat had many a story to tell,
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But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.
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"She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit.
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The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
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The sight was beyond belief.
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Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.
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They hung in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place...
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And that was O'malley's Alley.
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The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
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But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alley.
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She knew what she wanted.
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She was lookin' for that stud bull, the he cat.
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And that was me.
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Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee...
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"Say baby do you wanna lay down by me"
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Tommy the Cat [live]
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