Oh, I met this girl I swore was close to perfect.
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I could see the ring, the dress, and the whole nine yards.
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I had a country station on and she reached and turned it.
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Said she couldnt stand the sound of a steel guitar.
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We hit the town to catch an early movie.
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And ol' Kris Kristofferson played the leading role.
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I said "That's my man!" She said "Who's he?"
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I jumped up and said "Girl, we gotta go!"
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She dont like to play my kinda music.
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She's never heard a Waylon Jennings song.
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She's never been a fan of Willie Nelson.
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So there aint no way in hell we'll get along.
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She told me she thinks country musics hokey.
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She said "You can't dance to it, and all the songs are sad."
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I cocked my eyebrow and said "You must be jokin!"
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"Ain't no excuse for havin taste that bad."
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Then I asked her if she'd heard of Alan Jackson.
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And she said "Didn't he sing that song called 'Where Were You?'"
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I said "Ya, but girl, that man's a livin' legend."
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And she said "Really? I thought he was new."
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She dont like tp play my kinda music.
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She's never heard of David Allan Coe.
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She can't get enough of Whitney Houston.
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And I'm thinkin "Lord, that's all i need to know."
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So when the night was over i walked her to her door.
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And i bid that girl an overdue farewell.
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And without a good night kiss i jumped back in my truck.
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Turned on some Hank and cranked it loud as hell.
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She don't like to play my kinda music.
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She don't know Sunday morning comin down.
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She can't see what's so cool about "he stopped lovin' her today".
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Or "angel flying to close to the ground".
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She told me that she sorta likes the Eagles.
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She couldn't name one hit by Johnny Cash.
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No, she don't like to play my kinda music.
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So I had to tell that girl to kiss my [noise to cover up the word]!!!!
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My Kind Of Music
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| Ray Scott |
