How long has it been since I've been on a real date?
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If this continues I may never find a mate
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Well I'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong
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All I want's a date with you
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That's why I took the time to write this song
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Life is a blast and I am really having fun
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But things are always better when there's two instead of one
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I know God has a plan, His timing's never late
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But until He brings a girl along I guess that I'll just have to wait
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[Chorus:]
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So come into my house
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And sit down on my couch
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My couch is made of orange vinyl
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Why don't you stay a while?
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I like to see you smile
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I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true
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They say you should sit back and let the women come to you
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I'm on the lookout but I haven't found her yet
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I'm an only lonely Romeo and I can't find my Juliet
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That's not the way this story ends
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This song is mostly just a joke
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I'll watch the want ads on TV
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I'll find a girl that's right for me
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I'll find a girl for me
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[Chorus]
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But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid
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Just be forewanrned that these are traits that I try to avoid
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If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too
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If you've got money in the bank
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Hey baby, I'm the man for you
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[Chorus]
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Dragnet
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| Philmore |
