Trapper ain't got a bird and we all ain't suprised,
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'cos he's really shit ugly and he's got four eyes.
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He aint got big muscles, he's got no hairy chest,
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he has to go to bed at seven and he has to wear a vest.
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Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, and don't we know.
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Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, he's got B.O.
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He's got no sex appeal and a fucking great big nose,
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he's got really bad breath and his IQ's really low.
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He is really very ugly lots of spots and scabs to pick,
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the girls don't' wanna know him 'cos he makes them all feel sick.
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I only joined the group to attract the other sex,
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to my wonderful body and my huge biceps.
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I am much better looking than any of these three,
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although they've all got the same problem as me.
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We ain't got no birds, and we don't care.
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Oi! Now i'm divorced I'll be able to go for loads and loads of birds,
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Shit one Trapper !
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I think i'll go down the disco tonight and pick one up.
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Be alright if its dark !
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What a cringe this song is.
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Trapper Ain't Got A Bird
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| Peter And The Test Tube Babies |
