Standing at the party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it was a joke.
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But when he tried to kiss me I thought it's time to hide, i'll go find the bog and lock myself inside.
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Never made it, never made it, never made it, to the bog in time.
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Later in the party with joint in hand, so pissed and proud I could hardly stand.
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I started to feel sick it must have been the dope, I tried to reach the bog but there wasn't much hope.
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Stumbled home from the party about half hour, had trouble getting the key into the door
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My bladder was full and it wouldn't wait, by the time I reached the bog it was too late.
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Never Made It
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