"Perverts, on your knees!
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For what you're about to receive
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It's definitely def
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That's deffo for Defheads
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F.Def for the Death-Deaf Undef...
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Astley's in the noose (hang loose kid)
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Lift the lid on the crimes he did
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Caught playing safe,
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It's a bored game,
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All the same and everybody's playing it...
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Nobody's saying it like this
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Like, laying it down-No!
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Theyy're brown-nosing, posin' pretty
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In shitty shit city,
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It's a tragedy, pure sit-comedy...
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So we steal, so what,
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So far, so good,
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We're Robin Hoods, for the good of the loosers
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The boozers, the ugly, the crazy,
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The drunks and the punks,
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The perverts, the lazy...
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The trouble here is that trouble never happens
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There's bubbles to burst
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So making trouble's a first,
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Rhythm and rhyme, partners in crime;
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Going for the prime time-
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I'm gonna get mine.
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CHORUS
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This is the law-don't argue
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This is the law-stop grinnin'!
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Make some noise-shake what you've got...
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Go ahead-kick a hole in the speaker
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This is the law-for the ugly,
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This is the law,
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U-u-ugly oh yeah!
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Yeah that's right kick it...
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Go ahead-kick a hole the speaker!
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Very metal riffs polluting the air,
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Can U dig it? Hell yeah!
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Can U dig it? Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
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Say it loud and say it proud
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It's a far far better thing we do now...
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There's no pleasure to treasure in prostitution.
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What's my solution? Noise pollution!
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CHORUS
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This isn't love
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It's just cheap entertainment,
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The stains on the sheet and the crap on the pavement
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Rearing our ugly head
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Say what's got to be said with a sledgehammer,
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No s-s-stammer...
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Preach to the perverts, teach and convert
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Each little excerpt, a feature of expertise
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Rough and sleazy, loose and easy
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Perverts can you hear me?
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CHORUS
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Preaching to the Perverted
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| Pop Will Eat Itself |
