Now here's a funny story
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I hope you understand
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Listen very closely
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If you possibly can
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It's a story of
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Two popcorn kernels
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In a red hot pan
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One turned to the other
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And said, Hey man
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I'm too pooped to pop
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And I ain't lyin'
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I'm too pooped to pop
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Just layin' here fryin'
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Salt and and butter's ready
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And the fire is hot
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But seems like
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I'm just too pooped to pop
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Too pooped to pop
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And I ain't playin' possum
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I'm too pooped to pop
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And I do want to blossom
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Don't like the bottom
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Want to get up on top
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It seems like I'm
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Just too pooped to pop
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Iowa's the state
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That's where I was born
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I really truly came
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From a fine ear of corn
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My Mama and my Papa
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Were a wonderful crop
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You should have seen them
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Blow up when they
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Put they put them in the pot
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Too pooped to pop
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And I ain't playin' possum
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I'm too pooped to pop
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And I do want to blossom
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Don't like the bottom
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Want to get up on top
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It seems like I'm
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Just too pooped to pop
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The Popcorn Song
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| Cliffie Stone |