I saw the billboard and thought of you
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Low hanging balls, round and smooth
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I don't smoke, ain't gonna start
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Just ' cause they made public a private part
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They give pleasure, let there be no doubt
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I like having one in my mouth
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I want to touch your Joe Camel
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And while we're at it, reach out and grab it
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Touch my Joe Camel
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Take those shades off your head
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Let's see 'em perched between your legs
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Those frames you wear, hard and metallic
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Look good on top of something phallic
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Sneak up on you from the back
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Reach round front, feel your hardpack
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The company denies it all
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They say it's not a cock and balls
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Little kids, even they understand
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It's not a camel's face, but a sexual gland
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They don´t know what it's doing to us
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I get turned on just by seeing a bus
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Touch My Joe Camel
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| Pansy Division |