(with Paul Sorvino)
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[Amber:]
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I've never been so surgically maimed!
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[Rotti:]
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Amber, please, it's not that bad.
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[Amber:]
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I'll be the laughingstock of the stage!
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[Rotti:]
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Daughter, please, it's not so bad.
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[Amber:]
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This is your fault!
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I asked you to help me!
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[Rotti:]
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Now, amber, please.
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I warned you about this.
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Happiness is not a warm scalpel.
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[Amber:]
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I don't care! it's not fair!
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[Rotti:]
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Baby, baby, baby, don't do this.
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[Amber:]
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I will never sing again!
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[Rotti:]
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I gave you the life I wished I'd had.
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[Amber:]
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I look like a crime scene, dad.
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[Rotti:]
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All you ever do is take, take, take. all I ever do is give.
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I said nothing when you came to me
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Asking, "can I be asian?"
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[Amber:]
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That surgery was only $90 grand!
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[Rotti:]
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I did not complain
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When you changed your name
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From largo to sweet.
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[Amber:]
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I need a stage name!
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[Rotti:]
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You are a disgrace!
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Your genes are not worthy of mine!
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Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel
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| Paris Hilton |
