Channel X,
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Channel X,
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Channel X,
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Channel X -- the best in family entertainment.
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The notorious Brainspiller was today captured
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after a four hour showdown with police,
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leaving twenty-seven police officers and all nineteen hostages,
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dead.
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Not just another story, not just another filler,
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not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
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not just another story, not just another filler,
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for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.
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Not just another story, not just another filler,
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not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
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not just another story, not just another filler,
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for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.
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Channel X is proud to present,
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Channel X is proud to present.
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As it breaks we bring it to you,
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live and exclusive, no excuses, for missing
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the show of the century.
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Public enemy number one guaranteed,
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public enemy number one, yes indeed.
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Know what you want, know what you need, channel,
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know what you want, know what you need, X,
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know what you want, know what you need, channel,
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know what you want, know what you need, X.
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Not just another story, not just another filler,
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not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
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not just another story, not just another filler,
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for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.
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Brainspiller!
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Brainspiller!
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Brainspiller!
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Brainspiller!
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Channel X is proud to present,
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Channel X is proud to present.
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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for one night and one night only,
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the one and only, the man of the moment,
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the man who puts the K into killer.
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Know what you want, know what you need, channel,
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know what you want, know what you need, X,
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know what you want, know what you need, channel,
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know what you want, know what you need, X.
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Not just another story, not just another filler,
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not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
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not just another story, not just another filler,
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for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.
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Not just another story, not just another filler,
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not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
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not just another story, not just another filler,
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for all the little boys and girls,
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Brain... Spiller!
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Dial 1.. for live executions,
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For live executions.
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Sponsored by...
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Sponsored by...
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Nobody home again,
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nobody home again,
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Nobody home again,
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nobody home again,
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Nobody home!
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Prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved,
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prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved.
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Nobody home, nobody home again,
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nobody home, nobody home again.
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Nobody home, nobody home again,
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nobody home, nobody home again.
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Channel X -- the best in family entertainment
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Channel X -- the best in family entertainment
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Nobody home, nobody home again,
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nobody home, nobody home again.
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Nobody home, nobody home again,
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nobody home!
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Brain Spiller has left the building.
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Brainspiller
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| One Minute Silence |
