Well I met her on the plane
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This girl's insane
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But I didn't even know
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This girls name
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Or her number
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But I gave her mine
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Now I see this girl
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All the time.
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I never know when
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She's coming around
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She'll just suddenly
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Show up in my town.
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She'll call me on the phone
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When I say Hi to her
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She'll say Hey I'm on
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Another layover.
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And I don't care when
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I will see her again
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I don't care to even
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Want to be her friend
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I don't think about her
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When she comes around
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But she knows I wrote this
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Song for her cuz I told her
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Last time she came down.
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So girl this is my song for you
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Listen to this when you're
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Feeling blue.
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Believe me all my friends know
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About you...
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And you're just me
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Stewardess Slut.
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As I was on my way back
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From vacation having fun
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I met this girl on the plane
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We got to talking after she
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Brought me peanuts and a coke.
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That's when she introduced me
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To her little game
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Now every time she comes around
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She'll give me a call on the phone
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I'll meet her at her hotel and
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We'll spend the night alone
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I barely greet her with a hi
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I wake and leave without
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saying good-bye.
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With this girl I don't even try
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Cuz with this girl
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It's just that way.
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Stewardess Slut
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| Never Heard Of It |