If the butterfly courted the bee,
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And the owl the porcupine;
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If churches were built in the sea,
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And three times one was nine;
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If the pony rode his master,
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If the buttercups ate the cows,
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If the cat had the dire disaster
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To be worried by the mouse;
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If mama sold the baby
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To a gypsy for half a crown;
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If a gentleman was a lady,-
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The world would be Upside-Down!
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If any or all of these wonders
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Should ever come about,
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I should not consider them blunders,
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For I should be Inside-Out!
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Topsyturvey-World
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| Natalie Merchant |
