Put on your yarmulke
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Its time for Chanukah
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So much funnaka
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To celebrate Chanukah
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Chanukah is the festival of lights
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Instead of one day of presents
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We get eight crazy nights
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When you feel like the only kid in town
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Without a Christmas tree
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Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
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Just like you and me
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Winona Ryder,
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Drinks Manischewitz wine
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Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
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Guess who gives and receives
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Loads of Chanukah toys
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The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
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Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
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Courtney Love is half too
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Put them together
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What a funky bad ass Jew
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We got Harvey Keitel
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And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
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Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
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And yes her boobs are real
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Put on your yarmulka
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Its time for Chanukah
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2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
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Celebrates Chanukah
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O.J. Simpson
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Still not a Jew
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But guess who is,
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The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
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Bob Dylan was born a Jew
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Then he wasn't
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But now he's back,
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Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
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'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
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Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
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On the PGA tour
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No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
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I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
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So many Jews are in the show biz
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Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
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But my mother thinks he is.
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Tell the world-amanaka
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It's time to celebrate Chanukah
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It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
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The C is silent in Chanukah
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So read your hooked on phonica
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Get drunk in Tijuanaka
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If you really really wannaka
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Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
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The Chanukah Song
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| Neil Diamond |
