It's 2:37 pm I want to go to the store to buy some sunflower seeds
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In case I got nothing to do tonight
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I like kids
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So I'm walking to the store
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And the neighbor's kid runs into me with a tricycle
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After I kicked the brat off the bike
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I walk into a pile of shit
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After that I hit my head on a stop sign
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So I cross the street and stumble into the store
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I feel like shit, I live in a ditch.
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My life is hell; my house smells
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It's 3:14 as I get into the store
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Walking down the frozen food section I touch the frozen burritos
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I pass the deli department
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And put my fingers in some free sample cheese dip
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I finally see the sunflower seed aisle
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There it is. The gleamy view
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My savory nighttime entertainment
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He never has any friends
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He doesn't care about what happens
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If you see him walking down the street
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Then hide your kids and toss the key
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There is a guy they call him the weirdo
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He went to the store to buy sunflower seeds
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I know a guy and they call him the weirdo
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He doesn't care about you or me!
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Weirdo
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| No Use For A Name |
