She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady
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But my how things have changed since times moved on
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I give her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler
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Oh my life has become a country song
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I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
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And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on
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Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
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All day Long
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It goes on and on
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If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong
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I guess I should admit it
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She ain't ever gonna quit it
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
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Spoken Voice:
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Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
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God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
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(Her what?) her hiney
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Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
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(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya
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I used to roll her in the clover, (mmm mmm) but think god those days are over
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(Hallelulia!)
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
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All day Long
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She naws on and on
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If some day they drop the big one,
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I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone
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It's alright if we say it
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'cause the radio won't play it.
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
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| The Notorious Cherry Bombs |