Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday
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Tried to kick the football but Lucy always pulled the mother fucker away
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Flew a kite so he¡¯d try to relax but he always put that shit in a tree
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And a little red-headed girl wouldn¡¯t give no play to poor Chuck B
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They were the badest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS!
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Onto a security blanket, Linus VanPelt would latch
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Snuggling to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch
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Had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some
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She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that thumb
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Well Marma Dukes a hobo Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS!
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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A bunch of kids trying to be free yeah
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Take my hand and let¡¯s dance know
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Under Charlie¡¯s shitty Christmas tree
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PEANUTS!
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Well Marcy was best friends with Patty Peppermint
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She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can¡¯t print
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Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn¡¯t keep his own ass clean
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All the teachers said ¡°wa wa wa wa wa¡± what does that shit mean?
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Snoopy said ¡°Red baron suck my beagle dick¡± PEANUTS!
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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Come from the school of hard knocks
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Life¡¯s not always bowls of candy
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Sometimes you just get a bag of rocks
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Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense
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And the bitch couldn¡¯t make no money cause she¡¯d charge a mother fucker 5 cents
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All the ladies loved that Schroeder cause he¡¯d play the 80¡¯s hits real good
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And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood
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Sometimes you have to shout ¡°Good grief¡± into the heavens GOOD GRIEF!
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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Don¡¯t let this mean world get you down
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Take that kite and fly high now
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You¡¯re a good man Charlie Brown
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Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
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A bunch of kids trying to be free
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Take my hand and let¡¯s dance now
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Under Charlie¡¯s shitty Christmas tree
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Peanuts 1st Version
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| Stephen Lynch |
