Oh baby, you were such a tease
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Only get down on your knees to pray
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To pray
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And something in your Bible says
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Not to let me share your bed today
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Today
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Oh, now I see
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That you turned out to be
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Too Jesusy for me
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Our life was filled with sexy and kink
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Cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer
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And beer
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Now it's Bible verse and Bible class
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And Bible shove it up your arse, my dear
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My dear
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'Cause you and me
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Plus Jesus makes three
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That's too Jesusy for me
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You and I are through
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Can I please get an Amen?
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'Cause I got bored with you
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When you got all born again
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I'm sick of hearing about that guy
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His magic kingdom in the sky above
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Above
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So take that precious cross you wear
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And give yourself a Linda Blair, my love
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My love
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If Jesus were me
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Even he would agree
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You're too Jesusy for me, for me
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Too Jesusy for me
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Too Jesusy
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| Stephen Lynch |
