Vegan living, so healthy and clean
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So much brown rice, so many mung beans
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And no meat, not one bite of meat
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Juicy meat, succulent meat.
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Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.
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Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
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I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl
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I¡¯d blow a goat for some bacon right now
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Yeah I¡¯d blow a goat for some bacon, right now
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You eat your southern fried chicken
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And I¡¯ll just have fruit
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How¡¯s that T-bone?
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No really, it¡¯s cool
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I¡¯ll just chew on this turnip root
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With a couple chick peas
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Kill me please
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I¡¯m tired of hummus
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And bulgur wheat
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Tofurkey tofuck yourself
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I want some meat
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I respect every creature the birds and the bees
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Well I¡¯d eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
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Believe me I¡¯d fuck up that Whopper with cheese
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(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
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A handful of trail mix
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Mmm what a treat
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How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
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I¡¯d rather eat a hobo¡¯s asshole
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Yeah I¡¯d rather eat a hobo¡¯s asshole
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"Deleted Lyric"
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Instead I want Prime Rib
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And Filet Mignon
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Baby-back ribs that fall off the bone
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For a piece of brisket
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Rubbed in the south
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I'd let Magic Johnson bleed in my mouth
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I'd let Magic Johnson bleed in my mouth
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No Meat
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| Stephen Lynch |
