Little Tiny Moustache - Stephen Lynch
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You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife
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and I feel that I'm being misled
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See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned
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of the swastika tattoo on your head
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And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil"
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You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
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You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
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and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.
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I think you're a nazi baby,
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Are you a nazi?
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You might be a nazi baby...
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You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials,
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and you watch them whenever they're airing
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I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone
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for your puppies named Goebbels and Goering
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You showed up late to our very first date,
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I said "how are you" you said "white power"
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Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed
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when you ask me if I want to shower...
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I think you're a nazi
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Don't be lying baby,
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Are you a nazi?
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Are you anti-Zion maybe?
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Your every dress is monogrammed SS,
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you hold an Aryan picnic and bash
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And it makes me irate when you say I look great
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when I wear a little tiny moustache,
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Your social politics say that races don't mix,
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and you call it pure blood pollution
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And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad,
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for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...
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I think you're a nazi,
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Give me an answer baby
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Are you a nazi?
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You drive a fucking panzer baby
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You say that love is blind so how could I have guessed
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But then again I met you at The Wagner Fest.
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I know you're a nazi
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And that's why I'm leavin'
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I know you're a nazi
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Sure as my name is Stephen, Lynch-Berg-stein.
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Little Tiny Mustache
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| Stephen Lynch |