When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
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It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
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Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin',
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You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten
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There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
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I know the law, you can kill a kitten
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If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
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You'll get plenty when you kill a kitten
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Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
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Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
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Kill a kitten
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(meow) Kill a kitten
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If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
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She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
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And to quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
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"If ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten"
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Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
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Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
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Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
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Stick some TNT up its cat booty
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Do what you must do, as long as you...
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Kill a kitten (meow)
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Kill a kitten
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Killing kittens isn't easy,
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And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
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Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
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And kill a puppy dog instead! Yeah!
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Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten, a little furry kitten
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Kill a kitten (4x)
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Kill....
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Kill A Kitten
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| Stephen Lynch |
