When I was a boy of 10
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I had a very special friend
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Ed was kind with good intent
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But just a little different
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Oh special Ed
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mamma dropped him on his head
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Now hes not so bright instead
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Hes a little bit special
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Just a little bit special
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We played tag and he get hurt
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I'd play soldier he eat dirt
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I like math and the spelling bee
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Ed liked talking to a tree
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Oh special Ed
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Mamma dropped him on his head
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Now she keeps him in the shed
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Cause hes a little bit special
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Just a little bit special
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I ran track hung out in malls
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Ed ran headfirst into walls
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I had girls and lots of clothes
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Fred had names for all his toes
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Like Larry and Terry and Jerry and Berry and Robby and Bobby and Rikky...
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Oh special Ed
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Mamma dropped him on his head
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Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
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Cause hes a little bit special
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Just a little bit special
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I thought college life was great
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Ed could count from 1 to 2
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I like people and the party scene
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Ed was scared of the vacuum clean
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Oh special ed
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Mamma dropped him on his head
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Now he thinks he can drive his bed
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Cause hes a little bit special
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Just a little bit...
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One day talking to special Ed
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He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
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And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
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That special Ed just made me special too
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Now I laugh as I count bugs
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I give strangers great big hugs
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Next to me Ed is fine
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Yeah,he's a fuckin einstein
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Oh special Ed and me
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Now we're not right in the head you see
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Now we're not so bright instead
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We're a little bit special
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Just a little bit special
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that fucker Ed made me special
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just a little bit....... special
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Special Fred
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| Stephen Lynch |
