When I was a boy of 10, I had a very special friend
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Ed was kind, with good intent
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But just a little different
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Oh, special Ed
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his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
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Now he's not so bright instead
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He's a little bit special
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Just a little bit... special
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We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
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I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
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I liked maths, and the spelling bee
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Ed liked talking to a tree
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Oh, special Ed
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his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
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Now she keeps him (where?) in the shed
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Cause he's a little bit special
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Just a little bit... special
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I ran track, hung out in malls
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Ed ran headfirst into walls
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I had girls and lots of clothes
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Ed had names for all his toes
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Oh, special Ed
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his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
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Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
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Cause he's a little bit special
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Just a little bit... special
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I thought college life was great
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Ed could count from one to two
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I liked people and the party scene
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Ed was scared of the vacumcleaner
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Oh, special Ed
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his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
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Now he thinks he thinks he can drive his bed
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Cause he's a little bit special
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Just a little bit...
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one day talking to special Ed
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He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
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And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
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That special Ed just made me special too
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Now I laugh as I count bugs
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I give strangers great big hugs
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Next to me Ed is fine
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Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein
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Oh, Special Ed (and me)
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Now we're not right in the head (you see)
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Now we're not so bright instead
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We're a little bit special
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Just a little bit special
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That f---er Ed made me special
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Just a little bit
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Just a little bit ... special
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Special
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| Stephen Lynch |
