There once was an empire chase
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Known as a great, great game
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And one of its rooks came from Stoke-on-Trent
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And Mortimer was his name
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An impotent tea-bag spazz
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Pride of the vicar caste
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Sent off to Asia
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Expansion land
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Determined to be a man
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Determined to be a man
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Determined to be a man
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Determined to be a man
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Determined to be a man
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He loved a nice sag aloo
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The long, lazy afternoons
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But soon he was singing
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A different tune
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It went something just like this
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A billion flies on a horse's tail
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The spirit of a late, lame raj
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Punjabi's finest, bring me your wine list
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As the news comes across the air today:
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"Tension grows in Afghanistan
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Carbine bullets could settle the score"--
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I had a crap gin tonic it wounded me
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Send my way off on one
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Send my way off on one, two, three, four
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Pink India
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| Stephen Malkmus |
