It was just like a dream, yeah, a surreal scene, like a blue orange
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I thought my senses had gone, like i was writing a song about a foot-long
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syringe
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And she said, "Hello, dear, it's my party
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"So i hope you'll be smart, hee hee
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And i said,"I don't know, but i think I'll go fix me a stiff drink"
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Well, I sat there and stared, because at first i was scared of this female
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Tarzan
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And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, i approached her
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garden
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And she said,"Now, now, don't try to leave me,
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"It's unfair to deceive me
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"I could kill if you try to escape me, come upstairs my friend"
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Now i knew, i knew, i couldn't be that mean,
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so i tried, yeah i really tried to leave her but she was a
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big, big, big, big girl, big girl
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Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour
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Would i go, would i stay, could i do it all day and be a certain gonnor
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And she said,"Now you're so young and tender,
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"And don't be concerned with my gender
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It was hard but i managed to send her away up to those fluffy white clouds
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It was hard on the brain but I would do it again for the satisfaction
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She weighed 203 but that was OK by me, there was lots of action
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And she said,"Shall we dance in the moonlight
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"It would be so nice on a June night
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But i said,"If it's OK by you, I'll just sit here a take me a rest"
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THE MAD, MAD MOONLIGHT
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| Steve Harley |
