I was minding my business
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I was lifting some lead off
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The roof of the Holy Name church
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It was worthwhile living a laughable life
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Just to set my eyes on the blistering sight
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Of a vicar in a tutu
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He's not strange
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He just wants to live his life this way
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A scanty bit of a thing
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With a decorative ring
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That wouldn't cover the head of a child
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As Rose collects the money in the cannister
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Who comes sliding down the bannister ?
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The vicar in a tutu
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He's not strange
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He just wants to live his life this way
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Oh, the monkish monsignor
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With a head full of plaster
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Said : "My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned"
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As Rose collects the money from the cannister
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As natural as Rain
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He dances again
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My god !
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The vicar in a tutu
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Oh yeah
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Oh ...
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The vicar in a tutu
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Oh yeah
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Oh ...
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The next day in the pulpit
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With Freedom and Ease
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Combatting ignorance, dust, and disease
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As Rose counts the money in the cannister
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As natural as Rain
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He dances again and again and again
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In the fabric of a tutu
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Any man could get used to
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And I am the living sign
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I'm a living sign
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I am a living sign
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I'm a living sign
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I am a living sign
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I'm a living sign
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Sign ...
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I am a living sign
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Oh ...
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VICAR IN A TUTU (RANK)
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| The Smiths |
