You've got your Volvo and yor little mortgage.
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All your things of value all wrapped up in storage.
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You've got 2.4 children named Dick and Jane.
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They look like Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same.
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You've got a dog named Rover, a cat named Moggy,
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You're wife wont let you in the car if it gets a little foggy.
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I dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring,
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But you walk you dog at 6:30am every morning.
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
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Your in the same job till the day that you retire,
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You happy just to sit home, your feet up by the fire.
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It's OK to spend all of your fridays down the pub,
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But you should have drawn the line at joining the caravan club,
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You'd Rather stay home and watch T.V. than come out and socialise with li'l ol' me.
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I dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring,
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But when you start talking people start yawning.
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
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You wash and clean your car out every single sunday mornign.
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You still enjoy surprises, you just need alot of warning.
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You concentrate on golf now to improve your handicap,
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You sit down for a harty meal then lie down for a nap.
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You think you're wifes at bingo but she's here with me instead,
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You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you just listened to what she said.
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I dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring,
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But you've lived and work and you probably die in the same town you were born in.
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
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But you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
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But you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
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This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
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Ode To Slimy Bassless
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| Spunge |
