I sit alone looking in the mirror
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I wish to god I was Craig Kilborn
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I wanna I wanna look like him
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I wanna I wanna sass like him
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Cuz everybody knows he gets all the girls
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and everybody knows he has the best hair in the world, in the world
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A Whitney Brown A whitney Brown, Yea he's pretty cool
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and that sexy sexy Beth chick
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she makes me drool GO, but craig
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Makes Ted Koppel look like a pansy
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Jeanine Garfolo wants his weanie
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Don't ever go and cut your hair! Don't ever cut your hair!
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Fla na na na na na
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What Did We Learn Today
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| Sloppy Meateaters |
