I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer
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And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here
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You're lying there half naked
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But these tunes you're playing just won't make it
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You got a great body, but your record collection sucks
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You got every Tom Cruise film soundtrack ever made
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They might get you off, but they ain't gonna get you laid
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Modern country and gangsta rap
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And what's with all this New Age crap?
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You got a great body, but your record collection sucks
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I'm afraid that I'll never learn to live
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With what you call "alternative"
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Unplugged albums and charity projects
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And bands named for inanimate objects
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But I gotta go now 'cause you just put on "The Wall"
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Don't try to phone 'cause I won't return the call
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I could never fall in love
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With a member of a record club
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You got a great body, but your record collection sucks
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I'm afraid that I'll never learn to live
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With what you call "alternative"
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All your unplugged albums and charity projects
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And bands named for inanimate objects
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"All the great love songs that only two can share
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On one CD for the first time anywhere"
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You can save 'em for another guy
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"Operators are standing by"
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You got a great body, but your record collection sucks
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You Got A Great Body, But Your Record Collection Sucks
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