[Ivy:]
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Call the Justice of the Peace,
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But don't tell him our names,
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Don't put out a press release,
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Or mention baseball games.
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[Michael:]
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Book the nearest Bridal suite,
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One room will suit us fine,
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For the desk clerk that we meet,
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The only autograph we'll sign is,
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[Both:]
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Mr and Mrs Smith,
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Simply the folks next door,
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[Michael:]
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People without a single clue what
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an Agent or Grip is for
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[Ivy:]
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Yes,
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[Both:]
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Nothing can beat the view,
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When as far as the eye can see, there's
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[Michael:]
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No one but Mrs,
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[Ivy:]
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No one but Mr,
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[Both:]
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Smith and Me.
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[Michael:]
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For a home the man provides,
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A cottage built for two,
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We'll check the small town classifieds,
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Variety won't do.
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[Ivy:]
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Then we'll move to mainstream USA
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And sign the deed of trust,
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The mailbox at our hideaway,
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Will tell the whole wide world that we're just,
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[Both:]
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Mr and Mrs Smith,
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Merely the folks next door,
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[Michael:]
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People who use their kitchen each night,
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[Ivy:]
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And never been in Toots Shor,
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[Michael:]
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Yeah,
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[Both:]
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Nothing can beat the view,
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For as far as the eye can see, there's
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[Michael:]
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No one but Mr,
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[Ivy:]
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No one but Mrs,
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[Both:]
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Smith and Me.
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[Both:]
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No early calls,
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No big premieres,
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No less romantic theme,
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We'll spend the nights,
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Making our own,
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Little league baseball team,
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[Both:]
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We're no one you've ever seen,
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[Ivy:]
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Movie stars don't live anywhere here,
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Except on the local drive-in screen,
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[Both:]
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Yes,
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I'd gladly disappear,
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If it might guarantee a view of,
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[Michael:]
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No one but Mr,
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[Ivy:]
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No one but Mrs,
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[Both:]
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Smith and You.
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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| Smash Cast |
