[Prologue / Ivy ("Marilyn"):]
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When you are born with sex appeal
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In a forest called Hollywood,
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You'll find more wolves at your backdoor
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Than that Little Red Riding Hood.
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Now she and her little old Gramma
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Could have learned from the men I've dated
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That a wolf can be quite a devotee
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Once he's domesticated!
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[Ivy:]
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Here's a lesson they should teach in school,
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When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool,
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If math and science just ain't your style,
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Just give that teacher a wink and a smile,
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For a passing grade, you won't have to wait,
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And you can thank him later when you graduate,
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Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl,
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If a nice diploma you wanna get,
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Well, then, make that teacher the student's pet,
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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You never know where a wolf might crouch,
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But his natural habitat's the casting couch,
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So take lots of pictures of the wildlife,
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To tell the wolf you could share with his wife,
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The Hunter gets captured by the game,
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Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name!
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl,
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If your face and figure are whistle bait,
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Then honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate!
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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[Ensemble:]
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The three little piggies sure had it wrong
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When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song
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[Ivy:]
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He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!"
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I say "Come on in" & I put on Sinatra.
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Oh, Frankie!
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A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys
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But he really is just one of the boys.
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If you've got something for which he's cravin',
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It sure is good that he's been savin'.
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Be a fan, give his cheek a peck
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But get his autograph on a cashier's check.
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl.
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Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat
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[Lyle:] WHAT?!
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[Ivy:]
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He still will make a nice fur coat.
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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Go, baby, go!
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl.
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This wolf looks like he's ready to dine.
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[Lyle:] Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line?
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[Ivy:]
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
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Oh, yeah!
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I Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl
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| Smash Cast |
