I heard those things are awfully loud
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They ride as softly as a cloud
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Is there a chance the track may bend??
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Not on your life, my Hindu friend
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What about us brain dead slobs?
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You'll be given cushy jobs
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Where you sent here by the devil?
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No good man I'm on the level
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The ring broke off my pudding can
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Take my pen knife my good man
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I say its Spiringfeild's only choice
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Throw up your hands and raise your voice
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MONORAIL!! MONORAIL!! MONORAIL!
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But Mainstreet's still all cracked and broken!
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Sorry, mom, the mob has spoken!
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MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL!
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Mono- DOH
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The Monorail Song
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| The Simpsons |
