Father drove a steamroller
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Momma was a crossing guard.
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She got rolled when he got steamed
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And I got left in charge
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Living in a little town with my pedigree in shards
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I chopped down a weakened willow tree
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And built this party barge
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Ports of call, dayglo bait
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Why not see a legend while it's still being made?
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Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park
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Jam too far propagating in the night
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My colleagues and associates have kicked out all the lights
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Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge
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"This is lake directory, calling party barge.
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I'm on the phone with pump control, they say you are at large
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Send us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard"
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Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park
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Chicken fried pigeon in a sunny jane sauce
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Satan's jeweled lobster has your wife in its claws
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Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge
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"Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.
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Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.
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Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.
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This is lake directory, calling party barge."
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Party Barge
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| Silver Jews |
