Plastic dolls in plastic bags
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Macho dildos buying shags
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When the coppers they appear
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In the market you can hear
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Tell me Doctor can I buy it
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Tell me Doctor can you supply it
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Spunky cardboard magazines
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You can see it in his jeans
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Is it soft or is it hard
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It's been seen in Scotland Yard
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Tell me Doctor can I buy it
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Tell me Doctor can you supply it
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Tell me are you getting it
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Tell me are you having it
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Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno
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Fruity stories veggie looks
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I thought I'd read it all in books
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Here comes Sally she's a tenner
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Lay some plates and we'll have dinner
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Tell me Doctor can I buy it
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Tell me Doctor can you supply it
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Tell me are you getting it
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Tell me are you having it
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Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno
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Tell me are you getting it
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Tell me are you having it
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Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno
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You want something that will make you horny
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Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony
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I've got what you want but it's in the van
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I know you're a naughty man
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Mandy, Margeret, French and sags
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You don't get this on teletext
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Naked women naked men
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Take one daily and come again
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Tell me Doctor can I buy it
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Tell me Doctor can you supply it
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Tell me are you getting it
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Tell me are you having it
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Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno
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Some come in cos they've been told
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It's all kosher bought and sold
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Yes I think this ones for you
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You don't want one you need two
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Tell me Doctor can I buy it
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Tell me Doctor can you supply it
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Tell me are you getting it
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Tell me are you having it
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Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno
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You want something that will make you horny
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Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony
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I've got one for you but it's in the van
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I know you're a naughty man
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The Doctors Song
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| Sham 69 |
