My back porch is not a grand location
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Than a lovely little spot where I might go vacation.
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It's just that it's never been noticed before
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Washington decided to open the door.
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To all the trees within a hundred mile radius
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They want us all to pray and then they'll protect us
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But make sure you wear your mask with a smiley face
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Oh yeah man.
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I'm so glad that my Dandy's old
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And I'm so glad he's past the point of being told
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To evacuate his house for his old bodies safety
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To the place he walked on when he was a baby
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Kept in a darkened room
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With earthworms and big dirty mushrooms
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Oh thanks for the death sentence man
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Oh thank you Man
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Somebody's been up there lining his pockets
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While the poor folks bleed from there eyeball sockets
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Somewhere a Mama's boy in a seersucker suit
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Ate a buttermilk biscuit and took the loot
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Loaded up the Cadillac for a rendezvous
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To the Gulf beach where everybody just shoots the moon
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Oh thank a lot man
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I guess you want to unwind man,
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Thank you man
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Cause you know
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You're the man.
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You're The Man
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| Shelby Lynne |
