Anybody's who's been on tour...
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(I like the way you say "tour".)
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...sharing a van with a bunch of fools
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you know there's always one important question:
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Who Farted? Was is Captain Kirk?
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Did it smell even worse than his acting work?
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Who Farted? Was it Gary Coleman?
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Is he always unhappy because of his crappy colon?
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Who Farted? Was it Will Smith?
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Did you check his underwear? They say he leaves Fresh Prints.
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Who Farted? Was it Alyssa Milano?
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She said to think outside the box, so I pissed in her taco.
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Who Farted? Was it Jar-Jar Binks?
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Is he the reason why the new Star Wars stinks?
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Who Farted? Was it Salma Hayeck?
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Did it smell just like shit? Well, I like it.
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[chorus]
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Who Farted? Was it Barack Obama?
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Is Volcano Joe the Plumber dropping mini chocolate bombs huh?
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Who Farted? Was it McGruff the Crime Dog?
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Did he warn the kids about his big puffy slime log?
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Who Farted? Johnny Cash, is that who farted?
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When his ass passed gas was it dearly departed?
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Who Farted? Was it Natalie Portman?
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If I made whoopee to her cushion we'd have flatulent offspring.
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[chorus]
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Who Farted? Was it David Blaine?
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Did the camera angle obscure abrasive stains?
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Who Farted? Was it Bob Dylan?
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The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind.
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Who Farted? Was it Mos Def on Bill Maher?
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Stick it where the sun don't shine.
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You know, the black star.
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Who Farted? Was it Ashcroft
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smelling like a shitty version of Eminem?
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Well then?
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Who Farted? Pt. 1
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| Sage Francis |
