What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what
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could it
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possibly be?
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It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town
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to take revenge
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upon me!
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How could they have known, I found one outside my home and
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now he is my
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garden gnome?
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I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when I see a midget,
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I loose control!
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(chorus)
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I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them and
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they hate me!
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I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them,
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yes indeed!
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Break it down.
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March Of The Midgets
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| Screaming Monkey Boner |