If I die and go to hell real soon,
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it will appear to me as this room.
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And for eternity I'd lay in bed
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in my boxers, half stoned,
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with the pillow under my head.
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I'd be chatting on the interweb;
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maggots pray upon the living dead.
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I had no interest in the things she said.
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On the phone every day,
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I'll permanently hit the hay.
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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She touched herself. She touched herself.
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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I laughed myself to sleep.
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At this rate,
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I'll be heading for electric chairs.
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I'm only human with my cross to bear.
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When she described her underwear
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I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.
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You're too young to be this empty girl
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I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
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Know that you'll be my downfall.
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But I call and I call and I call.
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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She touched herself. She touched herself.
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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I laughed myself to sleep.
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I don't know what I want.
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I don't know what I want.
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I don't know what I want.
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I don't know what I want.
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I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
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I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
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I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
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I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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She touched herself. She touched herself.
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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I laughed myself to sleep.
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(Woah!) I called her on the phone
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(Woah!) and she touched herself.
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(Woah!) She touched herself.
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(Woah!) She touched herself.
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(Woah!) I called her on the phone
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(Woah!) and she touched herself.
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I laughed myself to sleep.
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Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too
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