Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin',
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'Coon dog in the back.
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Truck bed loaded down with beer,
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An' a cold one in my lap.
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Earnhart sticker behind my head,
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An' my woman by my side.
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Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin':
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"Country Boy Can Survive".
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Well, if you got a problem with that,
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You can kiss my country ass.
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Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls,
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Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds.
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Tattoos up an' down my arms,
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An' deer heads over my bed.
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My Grand-Daddy fought in World War Two,
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An' my Daddy went to Vietnam.
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An' I ain't scared to grab my gun,
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An' fight for my homeland.
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If you don't love the American flag,
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You can kiss my country ass.
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If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,
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C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.
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But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,
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You can kiss my country ass.
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Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there,
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That's lookin' down on me.
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'Cause the country club where I belong,
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Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'.
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Don't wear no fancy clothes,
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No ties or three-piece suits.
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You can find me in my camouflage hat,
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My tee-shirt an' cowboy boots.
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If that don't fit your social class,
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You can kiss my country ass.
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If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,
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Hey, c'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.
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But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,
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You can kiss my country ass.
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'Cause I'm a front-porch sittin',
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Guitar pickin', moonshine sippin',
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Bacca juice spittin' country boy from the woods.
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An' I love fried chicken an' blue gill fishin',
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An' outlaw women, an' I wouldn't change if I could.
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I ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time.
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So you just mind your own damn business,
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And stay the hell outta mine.
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If you got a problem with that,
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You can kiss my country ass.
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I said if you got a problem with any of that,
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You can kiss my natural born,
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Redneck to the bone,
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Ever-lovin' country ass.
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Kiss My Country Ass
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| Rhett Akins |
