Okay..
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Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars
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can i get 100? i see 100
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125? 125
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150? yes you there in the back
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175? 175
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200 dollars? you for 200 dollars
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Do i hear 225? 225
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250?
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300?
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going once
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going twice
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SOLD
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Sold to the man with the faggot hair
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sold to the man with the faggy hair
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sold to the man, back there
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sold to the man with the faggy hair
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(I'm the man with the faggy hair)
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sold to the man with the faggy hair
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sold to the man back with the faggy hair..in the back.. with the faggy hair.. its sold to you
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Im the man with the faggy hair
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and i dont think you're fair
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cause im the man with the faggy hair and im not bidding on that chair
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its a piece of shit, i sat on it and it made my ass hurt
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it smells like a piece of shit, and i dont want any part of it
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I'm the man with the faggy hair, get away because im not there
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I'm not buying that piece of shit chair
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because it smells like poo
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but its sold to you
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(no its not)
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i sold the item straight to you, sir
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(no its not)
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500 dollars you said you'd pay, now pay bitch
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(i dont wanna pay)
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sold to the man with the faggy hair
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thats you (not me)
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way back there, in the poopy chair
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(not meee) I dont care
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sold to the man with the faggy hair
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(not me)
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sold to the man with the faggy hair
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(not me)
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back there, way back there in the poo poo chair
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(not me)
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look at him back there sayin he aint bought that shit
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(i didnt)
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its sold to you, its sold to you
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(asshole)
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you put your hand up, and said you agreed to buy it
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(you're mistaking me for someone else)
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sold to you, it was sold to you
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(it wasnt)
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sold to the man with the faggy hair
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(it wasnt sold to me asshole)
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well, you agreed to buy it now pay for it.
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Next item up for bid, we'll start the bidding at 100 dollars.
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The Auctioneer
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| Retard-O-Bot |
