Hey, liste, we're so sick of it
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Fire water is the devil's drink
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Don't want it, no more chugaloo
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Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk!
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Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
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No more of that liquod death
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No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead
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No whisky, you can have our beer
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We'll be living in sobpiety
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Immortal! Drinking is a sin
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Prohibition is a good idea
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Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
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Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
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Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
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Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight
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Don't do it! Through your beer away!
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There'a a better way to have some fun
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At parties, if you wanna booze
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Get a six-pack of tomato juice
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Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
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No more of that liquod death
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No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead
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Believe it, we are clean and dry
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We could play a gig at double a
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Headbangers on a water binge
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If you're heavy don't you drink and dive
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Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
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Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
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Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
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Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight
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The future - we can see it now
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Merchendizing heavy metal link
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Thrash soda in the water bar
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Multivitamins - we got our fill
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Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
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No more of that liquod death
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No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead
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Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
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Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
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Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
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Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight
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Stone Cold Sober
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