Sticky hands, smelly feet
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Badly breath, fart of death
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Please don't mind my running nose
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I've got everything you need
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I gotta good feet, this is a good deal
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Gimme your Dollars, make it real
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Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade
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Don't think about it, don't hesitate
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Come on in, look around
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Please beware, rancid air
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I sell guns and animals
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See my sex-toys? Best in town!
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A piece of cake, a piece of cake
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Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
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I have the coolest and lowest prices
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The people call me "Zero Dude"
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My hair is fake, my hair is fake
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No problem, man, I've got attitude
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I am the man with the million lighters
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The people call me "Zero Dude"
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Russian furs, french perfums
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Irish stew, british glue
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I sell safes and satellites
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Michael Jackson's silicon
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I gotta good feet, this is a good deal
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Gimme your Dollars, make it real
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Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade
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Don't think about it, don't hesitate
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Tell your friend 'bout my shop
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Come again, buy a lot
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Doesn't matter, if you're broke
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I take your wife, if she is hot
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A piece of cake, a piece of cake
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Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
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I have the coolest and lowest prices
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The people call me "Zero Dude"
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My hair is fake, my hair is fake
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No problem, man, I've got attitude
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I am the man with the million lighters
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The people call me "Zero Dude"
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Sticky hands, smelly feet
|
Badly breath, fart of death
|
Please don't mind my running nose
|
I've got everything you need
|
|
I gotta good feet, this is a good deal
|
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
|
Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade
|
Don't think about it, don't hesitate
|
|
Come on in, look around
|
Please beware, rancid air
|
I sell guns and animals
|
See my sex-toys? Best in town!
|
|
A piece of cake, a piece of cake
|
Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo
|
I have the coolest and lowest prices
|
The people call me "Zero Dude"...
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Zero Dude
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