i'm too punk rock for her
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she's too hardcore for me
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i'm into AFI
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she's into NIV
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there's so much jesus in her heart
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there's no room left for me
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she tells me i'm her satan
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she's my juliette
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and all her clergy members tell her
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i'm going to hell
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but if that means an eternity
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with me she'll go as well
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when she wakes me up for church
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on sunday mornings i don't mind
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as long as i get my second helping
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of communion wine
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Militant Christian Girlfriend
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| Third Try |