They call it KFC, cause its not really chicken
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Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sick
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And did you ever think someone's tricking you?
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And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and alas
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Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
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Heard any good jokes lately?
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Cause we sure do need 'em
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My punk band's called operation Iraqi freedom
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So what's it gonna be?
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Are you real to me?
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Or are you non-dairy creamer?
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A new love is burning up for me
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Cause one in four American girls has an STD
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And you can buy yourself some implants
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But you can't buy a soul that never launched
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With your chest popped out
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What are you so afraid about?
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With your chest popped out
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What are you so afraid about?
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What are you so afraid of?
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What are you so afraid of?
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So what's it gonna be?
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Are you real to me?
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Or are you non-dairy creamer?
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And two gay guys got married
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That brought the family to its knees
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How did they blow this to smithereens?
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Just a couple of queens
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How did they do it I'll tell you now
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They brought marriage to an end
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And I found myself some culprits
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It's two young gay republicans
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Young gay republicans
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Young gay republicans
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Young gay republicans
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What's it gonna be?
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Are you real to me?
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Or are you non-dairy creamer?
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So what's it gonna be?
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Are you real to me?
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Or are you non-dairy creamer?
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Mission accomplished
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Mission accomplished
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Mission accomplished
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Mission accomplished
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Non-Dairy Creamer
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| Third Eye Blind |
