Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there,
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You hold your own and they'll hold their's,
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Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer
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Tell 'em the one about the fucking queer.
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Do the one that always works,
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'Bout the lazy blacks that don't like work,
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And once you got 'em, keep 'em there
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Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!
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Do that one that never fails,
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'Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
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And once you got 'em, they'll be with you!
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See this lot's loyal, through and through.
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Tell Irish jokes and you can't miss,
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Do the building site one and how they're all thick.
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Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made,
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We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.
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But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop
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Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.
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THE STAND UP COMIC'S INSTRUCTIONS
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| Style Council |
